A man goes into a bar with a giraffe and they have a few rounds. When they get up to leave they’re extremely drunk and the giraffe falls over and passes out. The man opens the door, about to leave on his own, when the bartender calls over, “Hey! You can’t leave that lyin’ there!”. The man turns around and slurs, “Don’t be silly, that’s not a lion, that’s a giraffe!”
Art by Nathan James Page.
Music from the first datapuddle album – I Risk Losing My Shine.